Suggestions and Ideas for the Wary Author.

Tips for Octopi on methods of discretion while researching.

In this day and age, it becomes a sensible precaution for the aspiring Evil Author to take a few extra measures to ensure privacy and discretion in the pursuit of research. Should the hapless outsider discover an Evil Author’s internet queries out of context, for example, the author might be suspected of plotting deeds most foul in the physical world, rather than merely bringing suffering and excitement to the world of their own creation. Such unpleasantness should be avoided, as it only serves as a distraction from precious time which should rightly be spent writing. Fortunately, my dear octopi, endever* and I (GeGi) have decided to compile a few helpful suggestions to aid you in this avoidance.

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image: photo of tiny orange octopus sitting on the back of a SCUBA diver’s hand, one tentacle upraise; caption “Onward Human, To Glory!”

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The Fine Lines of Being Evil.

In Which We Discuss The Art of Being Evil Authors. Part One.

Greetings, my dear little octopi! How are we all this fine day/night? Well, I hope? Settled comfortably? There’s tea or coffee for refreshments, please help yourselves. Have your notebooks out and writing implements at the ready? Excellent, let’s begin!

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image: black-and-white sketch of dapper-looking octopus, wearing a top-hat and monocle, holding a teacup.

We’re going to talk about being Evil. Specifically, an Evil Author.

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